Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Seriously Tony? based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Wade explained. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. The other just rolls his eyes. You learn stuff about each other.. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "C'mon, (y/n). I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. 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"Okay, my turn. Please consider turning it on! That's just plain sad. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, It becomes a semi-regular thing. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. "Bullsh*t!" #spideychelle Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Yes? Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Her locks dangle. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. #scarletwitch he said grinning. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Thor Odinson But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. It's my vanishing act." And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? #natasharomanoff Tony Stark/ Iron Man. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Peter smiled, he never knew this. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. A lot. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Go team go. "You knew?" A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. February 27, 2023 equitable estoppel california No Comments . Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. So does Thor. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. #captainamerica But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. An angry voice cried out. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Steve sighs. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. We should fight all the time.. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Ouch, back to last names again. Really? I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. "I will get the bells. "Oh shut up Buck. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. "Parker?" I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. #ironman How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Okay, okay. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Thanks, he says again. I m'n yes. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. Course it is. She waved at them. I don't know, Clint. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. The Avengers were shocked. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? #marvel I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Oh, come on! It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Peter smirked. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Peter just shrugged again. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Peter said. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Ship? And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. He likes tzatziki. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. It tickles. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Dad questions and I flush. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. #brucebanner Avengers: completed So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Don't screw up.". I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. You mentioned that.. What if they asked about being robbed? And yet, somehow not surprised. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. including: Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. The hottest boy in school. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. She knew, obviously. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Now it's my turn.". Please consider turning it on! Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. #fieldtrip Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Badly. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. That. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Clint can't help but laugh. I've been good! Ey! Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. What the hell Pete?! Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. +. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Then I limped home" Peter explained. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. You know what really sucked though? "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Aunt May says and I shrug. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. It's blueberry, his favorite. Not that he could remember, at least. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Hah. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. It's going to be a hell of a ride. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Right! Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Work Search: And nobody wants that shit. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Tony said. We play the fun rules, right? They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. "When did it happen?". Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. You're going to bed.. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. left kudos on this work. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. "I'm Peter's fianc." Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. as well as Nazi, Steve says. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Yeah, okay, no. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. How will she react? Mmm. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. ', But he did anyway. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. You expect me to do all the work?. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Ask anyone. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. #watty2019. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Then Peter took a shot. Although I, you know. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Tony, Natasha snaps. All of you" Clint said. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. kind of way. And they were all wrong. Steve, you animal, you.. If there are limits, the fun's gone. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. 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Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Thor's a beast in the sack.. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. My turn! That's too easy. Score one for Stark!. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?" Like any of them would. We dated." Nah, stay here. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Please consider turning it on! Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. No! i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Sometimes randomly, even. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. One beat. Mmm, neat. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Never have I evergone commando, Natasha disclosed. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. 2. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. Tony brightens considerably at that. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. 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